“Billet Simple Pour L'Alaska​‌”

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A WOMAN IS A LOT LIKE A REFRIGERATOR

  • 09/03/2017
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How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Can't you ...

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SAVE ME, JEEBUS

  • 09/03/2017
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Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The ...

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SIX FEET TALL, 300 POUNDS ?

  • 09/03/2017
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 ...

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OH, EVERYTHING LOOKS BAD IF YOU REMEMBER IT

  • 09/03/2017
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Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. You don't win friends with salad. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to ...

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UH, NO, YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER !

  • 09/03/2017
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Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. D'oh. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really ...

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AND HERE I AM USING MY OWN LUNGS LIKE A SUCKER

  • 09/03/2017
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And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. And here I am using my ...

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